a big ass mess.

[kiritin]

BUILDINGFRIENDSHIPS! ♪

@archer regrets entering the chat.

@lostsong yiffs the chat.

@emperor owns the building and the chat.

@glory trolls the chat.

@matriarch ships everyone in the chat.

@angel needs the chat to shut up.

@sen brought an alliance between building to the chat.

@atsushi is too pure for the chat.

@grandcypher needs to give the chat a thorough check-up.

@launcher should be banned from the chat.

@warum regrets the existence of the chat.

@revolutionary is seducing the chat as we speak.

@kaiserschmarrn hypocritically judges the chat.

@(america) wants to smoochy smooch the chat.

@ciao [flavor text] the chat.

@rom yells some sense into the chat.

@deadoralive tried to gamble away the chat once.

@(feather) [flavor text] the chat.

@(nero) [flavor text] the chat.

@ミリン [flavor text] the chat.

@shieldboy doesn't realize he's been talking to the chat-bot for weeks.

Comments

[finethanks]

What do you define a "hero" as?

Also, I was trying to be a little subtle about it, but there are some things you can't quite wash out, you know?

[regelkonform]

Someone capable of extraordinary feats of courage or strength, held in high regard by the general public or government.

If you wanted to be subtle about this at all, you wouldn’t have mentioned getting them back in the first place.

[finethanks]

Wow, that's so broad and official. So, to you, even horrible people can be heroes, as long as they're held in high regard by the public or government? How interesting.

Fufu, you're right about that, I suppose... But I meant the intentions of the thief. It was probably a pervert.

[regelkonform]

I think that’s a misrepresentation of my words, hero as a general term is meant to be positive. Held in high regard and infamous don’t necessarily go hand in hand. What you’re describing is more of a villain, but I’m sure you’re aware of that.

You suppose? Drawing attention to the fact and explicitly stating that you don’t want them back goes beyond subtle. I’m sure whoever took them had their reasons, I’ll agree that it was probably a pervert, at least.

[finethanks]

A "hero" to one side is a "villain" to the other, but the actions aren't so different, in real life. Their motivations aren't usually so different, either. That's what I mean to say.

In any case, it's your business if you'd like to take back underwear that's been potentially used for someone's fetish, but I'd prefer not to.

eichi why. each line is a new message.

[regelkonform]

I think that’s a much more fair assessment.

And now that you put it that way...
As a fetish, I mean.
I’m not sure I would want them back either....

eichi why NOT

[finethanks]

You see? I'm right, aren't I? They've become garbage, once that mystery is unknown.

[regelkonform]

As much as I hate to admit it, yes, you do have a point.

I wouldn't say that they've become garbage, but I can safely say that I wouldn't want them returned. Ideally the culprit would find another use for them, but I wonder how likely that is.

[finethanks]

Hmm. It's troubling me to think on this further, since my underwear is currently missing...

[regelkonform]

They didn't take all of them, did they?

[finethanks]

Not all of them, but a concerning amount. If it were only one or two, I wouldn't have noticed, but...

[regelkonform]

JUST HOW MANY DID THEY TAKE??

[finethanks]

That's also why I wanted to issue a warning, you know? It's not as if I've made my name well known yet, so I shouldn't have obsessive fans here so immediately, and yet...

This means it could happen to anyone.

[regelkonform]

Obsessive fans?
You're absolutely certain you weren't targeted specifically?

[finethanks]

Well, no, I suppose I can't be certain... But there have been a few other reports of similar happenings, so I want to believe that it's not only me.

[regelkonform]

I don’t know if it makes it better or worse for me to tell you that all of my underwear is accounted for.

[finethanks]

[GERMANY... DON'T MAKE HIM WORRY THAT HE ALREADY HAS A STALKER]

...I see. I'll have to look into this further, perhaps...

[regelkonform]

Perhaps.
I know you said fans before, but do you mean that you're a celebrity?
Is that why you're worried about someone stealing your underwear specifically?

[finethanks]

Hm, yes. Well, I'm an idol... I'm looking to rise in popularity as an idol here, as well, so I've already done a few things to work towards that. I'm not close to anything like a celebrity here yet, but that is my goal, and I do have the presence, I'm told.

[regelkonform]

I can understand why you'd be concerned, then.
I'm sure that things will work out for you, though, there does seem to be a market for that kind of thing here.
Maybe you should keep your door locked, though, just in case.

[finethanks]

I will have to. Thank you.