a big ass mess.

[kiritin]

BUILDINGFRIENDSHIPS! ♪

@archer regrets entering the chat.

@lostsong yiffs the chat.

@emperor owns the building and the chat.

@glory trolls the chat.

@matriarch ships everyone in the chat.

@angel needs the chat to shut up.

@sen brought an alliance between building to the chat.

@atsushi is too pure for the chat.

@grandcypher needs to give the chat a thorough check-up.

@launcher should be banned from the chat.

@warum regrets the existence of the chat.

@revolutionary is seducing the chat as we speak.

@kaiserschmarrn hypocritically judges the chat.

@(america) wants to smoochy smooch the chat.

@ciao [flavor text] the chat.

@rom yells some sense into the chat.

@deadoralive tried to gamble away the chat once.

@(feather) [flavor text] the chat.

@(nero) [flavor text] the chat.

@ミリン [flavor text] the chat.

@shieldboy doesn't realize he's been talking to the chat-bot for weeks.

Comments

Re: @biku

[bottombitch]

um has anyone taken a vow of silence
actually real question
doesn't texting count
i mean in this day and age a lot of people don't really speak
they just text and chat on social media

[vandalist]

uh yeah, duh
actually a lotta monks do it but not my kind
can't really preach the good word of the buddha if you can't preach

plus i rap to fight people so that would suck lol

1/2

[bottombitch]

...plus now that i think about it
actually that's kind of depressing!

2/2

[bottombitch]

CHANGE TOPIC!!!

so you're a rapping monk
spreading the good word
that sounds so ridiculous that i have no follow up

um but since you really did a low move with your 'i never'
i'm not going to feel bad for this one ;)

never have i ever rapped in my entire life

[vandalist]

never? not even like along with music
wow
haha i bet you'd suck at it

[ wow ]

jk jk wwww
i'm still kinda getting used to that like no dude worth his salt can go anywhere without a mic where i'm from
you'd be a real damsel in distress in the divisions
its only been a year since shit went down though so you'd probably be fine, especially w/ me lol

never have i ever been so cruel as to diss a lowly monk :'(

[bottombitch]

damsel in distress?
wow rude
are you trying to say you're my knight in shining parachute pants or something?
i don't see what's so special about rapping anyway
i mean you could just throat punch someone and your rap battle is over

is it really dissing when it's the truth
wait i'm doing it again aren't i

[vandalist]

who still wears parachute pants

[ he's got one takeaway from all of that ]

[bottombitch]

[ oh god now aoba feels embarrassed that he even knows they exist ]

.......

idk just
do i look like i know this stuff?
and you're totally avoiding the question!

[vandalist]

we've only had hypnosis mics for a year, and i was definitely getting into shit before that
i could throat punch anybody if i wanted to! i've punched plenty of people!


...
jeez you're making me hurt my monk image here.

[bottombitch]

hahaha
you're definitely making buddha sad rn wwww

seriously tho rap battles
and all that stuff about carrying around mics
it's totally foreign to me
is it a game like rhyme or something?

[vandalist]

look, the big guy knows me as me
i'm gettin there.
the struggle is worth the path wwww

idk what rhyme is, but it's not a game.
they're weapons
a hypnosis mic messes with your brain, man
you can beat the shit out of your enemies with your raps
the best rappers own a lot of territory and the worst dont have shit

[bottombitch]

a mic that messes with your brain?
that sounds eerily familiar to something else

...

say
it wasn't made by a company called TOUE, Inc.
was it?

[vandalist]

nah just a couple of crazy bitches who wanted to take over the world and end a war
some machiavelli shit
never heard of that before tho so

SUPER LATE sorry

[bottombitch]

actually they might have more in common than you think
but anyway
isn't it weird we both come from places where mind control is the result of some evil company trying to take over the world?

actually, that's kind of a dumb thing to say
makes it sound like the plot to some video game or something

[ This is too meta. ]

i hate this
it makes me question everything but where do I even start with this place